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Every Boy's Got One

Book: Every Boy's Got One by Meg Cabot

"She's on holiday from heave—with the man from hell..."

Synopsis: A day-by-day travel journal intended as a first anniversary present for Jane Harris's best friend, Holly, turns into Jane's rollicking private diary account of the madcap events leading up to Holly and Mark's Italian countryside elopement. The jaded, bitterly divorced Cal makes a worthy opponent to Jane, whose notions of marriage are much more romantic than his. [via Amazon]

Book Notes: It was my first time to pick up a Meg Cabot novel and the moment I started, I just couldn't put it down! The novel was absolutely delightfully hilarious! Not only was it a good laugh, but Cabot was clever enough to tell the story through emails, journals and even passing notes! Perhaps its because of this unconventional manner of reading diaries and PDAs that one quickly relates to the characters as their own friends! The language was simple and very pop, and it was so easy to fall in love with the very quirky Jane!

Quotable Quotes

Why are men—and boys—so weird? I mean they certainly LOOK nice enough, for the most part.

You know I'm starting to think that The Dude might actually be my soul mate. He's everything you want in a man... loyal, trustworthy, attentive, handsome, smart and not afraid of commitment... he even has a good sense of humor. Too bad about the fish breathe though.



*my bad i lost my bb file on my fave lines! when i get the chance to re-read it, ill update this!*
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A Hollywood Ending

Book: A Hollywood Ending by Robyn Sisman
"Ever wished life was like the movies...?"

Synopsis: American starlet Paige Carson is off to London to try her hand at Shakespeare, and prove that she deserves more than bimbo roles and Hollywood hunks who can’t see beyond their own reflections. But stage acting is not quite what she expected. Neither is her landlord, Ed Hawkshead, a highfalutin documentary-maker who seems far from the charming, floppy-haired Brit of her daydreams.

Having a spoiled Hollywood brat—even one this attractive—as a tenant is Ed’s worst nightmare. He’s certain he will have to rescue her from trouble and is surprised when the tables are turned and he is the one needing help. Opposites attract as Paige and Ed must revise their assumptions about each other and rise to new challenges professionally. [via Amazon]

Book Notes: Ever wonder what life would be like as an A-list celeb? Kabbalah water stocked and ready to serve with bendy straws, a personal guru to revitalize the positive energy on speed dial, cute boys you get paid to makeout with—the life of a celebrity is definitely a star-studded circus!

I loved how the book was divided into two major parts that allowed you to get to know the protagonist in two totally different aspects—Paige the Hollywood actress and Paige. The LA scene was definitely one crazy ride that you felt like you were caught in the middle of a TMZ episode! it was so fresh, current and pop which made a hilarious page turner! I loved how they were talking about the Golden Raspberry Awards (Razzies) and the Oscars cause it felt so current with all the entertainment media hype for the Oscar's!

the playful banter between Paige and Ed totally brightened the pages and the presence of her rockstar dad and her diva best friend towards climax of the book provided exactly what the book promised—a Hollywood ending.

Quotable Quotes:

"Brazilians are so yesterday," Lola was saying. "Everyone wants personalized designs now—flowers, hearts, a dollar sign, their boyfriend's initials. I knew Laura and Scott were an item way before they went public, when she asked me to shave the Scientology logo into her muff. Boy, was that tricky."

So remember the three Ls: love, language, laughter

"Here you go Cinderella," he said, when she opened her front door to him, and handed her the crystal-heeled shoe she thought she'd lost last night. "At least, I assume it's yours." His grey eyes glinted with mischief. "It says 'Marc Jacobs' inside. Perhaps it belongs to a transvestite?" "Marc Jacobs is a brilliant fashion designer," she told him reprovingly.

Freshly, fried, fresh, flesh

"No. Listen to me. I mean it. You should value yourself a bit more. What you deserve is a beautiful young man, not a half-shot, dotty old poseur like me." She looked back bleakly. Her mouth twisted. "So you say, but where is he?"

"Perhaps you're thinking too hard. Isn't the explanation quite simply that she's ready to fall in love; that she's looking for it even before she meets him?"

What a complicated man he was—one moment open and ardent, the next prickly and unreadable.
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Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

Book: Breathers: A Zombie's Lament by S.G. Browne

"rom-zom-com"

Synopsis: Andy’s life is a mess. A newly risen zombie, he’s forced to live in his parents’ basement, attend Undead Anonymous meetings just to get out of the house, and endure abuse of all kinds from the living. To make matters worse, he can’t even talk, though that’s because his mouth was sewn shut prior to being embalmed. Things begin to look up when Andy meets Rita, a gorgeous zombie who slashed her own wrists and throat; nebbish, vegetarian Tom, whose arm was stolen by a pack of drunken frat boys; and Ray, an undead renegade who introduces the gang to the wonders of eating “breathers.” Some die-hard horror aficionados may find this take on zombies too full of shtick (e.g., the running joke that falls flat by its second appearance), but Browne confidently balances a love story with ample amounts of gore and gags that should win over fans of George Romero (Night of the Living Dead et seq.) and fans of Shaun of the Dead, too. A welcome deviation in zombie lit. [via Amazon]

Book Notes: Definitely a surprisingly charming read! I really dont understand my fascination with zombies, but theres just something about them thats just, well to put simply put it—awesome.

The book lived up to its promise of a zom-rom-com—zombie-romantic-comedy. Andy was a great protagonist, and despite his lack of a fully functioning heart, you couldnt help but feel sentiments for his struggle to be as close to human as it was possible for his poor decomposing self. It was a fun, light read with very entertaining characters and plot twists. I loved the sarcastic tone the novel tends to take. It was truly enjoyable journey as we join Andy and the rest of the Undead Anonymous find their identity and purpose with their 'second life'.

Although i must add that i couldnt properly eat my dinner the night i finished reading this book. I kept thinking of Ray's Resplendent Rapture, and that definitely made me think twice about my meal!

Quotable Quotes:

"She says we need to let go of the past before we can embrace our future. I'm still working on that. Right now, the past is all i have and the future looks about as promising as the new fall lineup on CBS."

"Even Hollywoof couldn't recreat my accident and make it look unstaged. Of course in a movie, the lead actor would somehow manage to walk away from the car with his body intact. Maybe not Mel Gibso or Bruce Willis, but Brad Pitt, definitely."

"Except this isnt life anymore. And its not death, either. Its not even in between. Its more like a bad spin-off from a successful sitcom that the network refuses to cancel."

"You will not disturb the living. You will not be out after curfew. You will not commit necrophilia. You will not covet your neighbour's flesh."

"You'd be amazed at how much formaldehyde you can consume from a single bottle of liquid foundation. Cover Girl is especially nourishing."

"Well its true that getting embalmed can get rid of crow's feet and laugh lines and take fifteen years off your obituary, it can also leave your face as hard and as fake looking as a porn star's breasts. Plus the whole process is pretty invasive."

"Contentment breeds laziness," says Ray. "And someone who tends towards laziness is likely to allow others to tell him what he can and can't do."

"From what ive been told, the shows i appear on get higher ratings than God on Sunday."

Movie News: Diablo Cody set to produce Breathers, Fox Searchlight secures zombie book, scheduled release 2011
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Her Fearful Symmetry

Book: Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger

"A novel about love and identity, secrets and sisterhood, and the tenacity of life—even after death.

Synopsis: Following her breakout bestseller, The Time Traveler's Wife, Audrey Niffenegger returns with Her Fearful Symmetry, a haunting tale about the complications of love, identity, and sibling rivalry. The novel opens with the death of Elspeth Noblin, who bequeaths her London flat and its contents to the twin daughters of her estranged twin sister back in Chicago. These 20-year-old dilettantes, Julie and Valentina, move to London, eager to try on a new experience like one of their obsessively matched outfits. Historic Highgate Cemetery, which borders Elspeth's home, serves as an inspired setting as the twins become entwined in the lives of their neighbors: Elspeth's former lover, Robert; Martin, an agoraphobic crossword-puzzle creator; and the ethereal Elspeth herself, struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Niffenegger brings these quirky, troubled characters to marvelous life, but readers may need their own supernatural suspension of disbelief as the story winds to its twisty conclusion. [via Amazon]

Book Notes: I really have no idea what took me so long to get around reading this book. I've had it since late last year, but i just kept delaying until i finally came across it once again and i told myself, ok its now or never! the second novel is always the most difficult to write, especially after a majorly successful first! i totally enjoyed the Time Traveler's Wife... i cried and laughed and fell in love with the characters. I loved the originality of the story, and its that same originality that continues on with Her Fearful Symmetry.

The twists of the story were to an extent unexpected. The characters were plotted out extremely detailed, and you felt that you came to really know them very well. Consider this a major strength or a major flaw... the narration of the characters were so detailed that i found myself detesting the twins—Valentina and Julie—for being juvenile 20-year-old girls. I found myself getting terribly annoyed at their wide-eyed approach to the most mundane things, riding the tube freaks them out? I found it absolutely silly, girls who were old enough to live alone acting like they're 12-year-old brats with matching outfits. But of course this was essential to the overall plot, but trying to grasp the irrational logic of the twins made reading this book a tad bit difficult for me to get by.

Nevertheless it was still a very original,and interesting ghost story although not one of my most enjoyable reads.

Quotable Quotes:

"A bad thing about dying is that I've started to feel as though I'm being erased. Another bad thing is that I wont get to find out what happens next."

"Dear Chap, the branches were the ghost. There weren't any trees within a hundred yards of that house. They'd all been cut down years before. I saw the ghost of the tree." Robert thought about it. "That's rather elegant. I was expecting ghouls." "Well, that's just it, you see. I think perhaps if that sort of thing does happen—ghosts—it must be more beautiful, more surprising than all these old tales would have us believe."

"Sometimes a thing is—too much—and it has to be isolated and put away." Martin shrugged. "So what's in the boxes is—emotion. In the form of objects."

"For more than a year now this room has been her haven, fortress, retreat, her triumphant, undiscoverable gambit in her marital game of hide-and-seek. Standing there, clasping the earrings in her hand, Marjike saw he snug room as a lonely place. Apartment. A place to be apart."

"There are several ways to react to being lost. One is to panic: this is usually Valentina's first impulse. Another is to abandon yourself to lostness, to allow the fact that you've missed placed yourself to change the way you experience the world."
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The Gift

Book: The Gift by Cecelia Ahern

"If you could wish for one gift this Christmas, what would it be?"

Synopsis: Everyday Lou Suffern battled with the clock. He always had two places to be at the same time. He always had two things to do at once. When asleep he dreamed. In between dreams, he ran through the events of the day while making plans for the next. When at home with his wife and family, his mind was always someplace else. On his way into work one early winter morning, Lou meets Gabe, a homeless man sitting outside the office building. Intrigued by him and on discovering that he could also be very useful to have around, Lou gets Gabe a job in the post room. But soon Lou begins to regret helping Gabe. His very presence unsettles Lou and how does Gabe appear to be in two places at the same time? As Christmas draws closer, Lou starts to understand the value of time. He sees what is truly important in life yet at the same time he learns the harshest lesson of all.

Book Notes: Cecelia Ahern has got to be one of my favourite chick-lit writers. Her stories are never really the typical boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy courts girl, girl falls in love and they live happily ever after. Her stories are a step beyond the cliche, theres always some magical twist just waiting to happen.

Its a really quick read, something you can go through in one sitting. Its rather endearing how you get so engrossed in the characters that Ahern created. I found myself really detesting Lou for being such an ass, yet at the same time Ahern manages to instill sympathy, hope and surprisingly attachment to what seems like a very unlovable character. Although some parts of the book could have been deleted, like the turkey boy story and the police. I feel like it could have stood alone without that sub-plot that quite frankly left more questions than answers to the overall story. Nevertheless, its still a very enjoyable read that definitely warms your heart strings.

I know the holidays are over, but i read this book a little late (January to be exact). despite being set during Christmas, the theme of the story simply transcends any holiday notions. its one of those books that one has to read no matter what month of the year we're in. its one of those stories that makes us just stop drop and really ponder about our lives. It was written very simply, no big philosophical jargon, just a good story that really reminds you to slow down and value life.

Quotable Quotes:
"Truth and time always work alongside each other."

"Sometimes you have to give yourself to somebody in order to see who you are. Sometimes you have to let that person unravel things to get to the core."

"This is a story about people who find out who they are. About people who are unraveled and whose cores are revealed to all who count. And those who count are finally revealed to them. Just in time."

"Brown bread, brown rice, brown this, brown that. I used to remember a time when my life was in technicolour."

"Beggars can't be choosers, isn't that what they say? Though is that to say choosers can be beggars?"

"A person could be awakened when his eyes were already open. He didnt realize a person could be awakened when he considered himself to be calm, composed and collected, able to deal with life and all it had to throw at him."

"'Youre happy there' his father asked casually, still looking out the window, the party behind them visible in the reflection. 'No point in working that hard if youre not because at the end of the day, thats what its all about isnt it?'"


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Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

Book: Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll

"Off with her head"

Synopsis: Alice begins her adventures when she follows the frantically delayed White Rabbit down a hole into the magical world of Wonderland, where she meets a variety of wonderful creatures, including Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Cheshire Cat, the hookah-smoking Caterpillar, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts—who, with the help of her enchanted deck of playing cards, tricks Alice into playing a bizarre game of croquet. Alice continues her adventures in Through the Looking-Glass, which is loosely based on a game of chess and includes Carroll’s famous poem “Jabberwocky.”

Throughout her fantastic journeys, Alice retains her reason, humor, and sense of justice. She has become one of the great characters of imaginative literature, as immortal as Don Quixote, Huckleberry Finn, Captain Ahab, Sherlock Holmes, and Dorothy Gale of Kansas. [via Barnes & Noble]

Book Notes: I've always had a vague memory of Alice in Wonderland. It was definitely one of my childhood films growing up, but not particularly one of my favourites. I have to admit, i know of the characters fairly well, but Alice has become more of a pop culture icon that one forgets that she originally came from imaginative fiction. Most of what i really know about this character and her story are blurry memory recalls that were freshened up by a trip to Storybook land in a Disney theme park riding through the story in a caterpillar or taking a spin in one of the Mad Hatters tea cups. I know of but i dont really know. So i decided to take a trip down the rabbit hole and join the creatures of Wonderland for a tea party and a game of croquet or two.

Getting through the two books, one would be completely insane not to notice that this is simply absurd. There really isnt much of a story plot but more of a narration of all these strange, illogical creatures that inhabit Wonderland. Most of the conversation in the book are rhymes without reason and questions without any answers. But despite what seems like "nonsense" you strangely discover that its in the nonsensical that makes so much sense.

Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass created an inverted world that we are not familiar with. Perhaps because of routine, its easy to get jaded when you're stuck in the rat race. we dull our senses to the amazing world we have in front of us. these books are exactly what every adult (despite being a 'childrens book') must read. When we were younger, we were curious. we were in WONDER-land. The telling of this tale reminds us to go back. remain curious, stay curious. WONDER! its funny cause this was my first lesson in Epistemology—i am a student of Philosophy after all. (i say am, because wonder and curiosity should never stop.)

As children we rush to adulthood, but as adults we must constantly look back and relearn all these beautiful ideals we had when we were kids. Butterflies can be insects made out of bread and butter, the realm of the imagination is an abyss—continue to imagine. We all came from Wonderland once, now its time for all of us to step through the looking-glass and rediscover what Wonderland has in store for us now...Believe in six impossible things before breakfast.

Quotes:
ALICE IN WONDERLAND

"Oh dear, oh dear. I shall be too late."

"I was all very well to say 'Drink me' but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. 'No I'll look first,' she said, 'and see whether its marked poison or not'"

"Who are YOU?" said the Caterpillar.
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, "I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; " but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life!"

`If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, `the world would go round a deal faster than it does.'

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don’t much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn’t matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you’re sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was, "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"Thats very curious!" she thought. "but everythings curious today. i think i may as well go in at once." and in she went.

"'Would you tell me, please,' Alice asked timidly, 'why you are painting those roses?' Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two. Two began, in a low voice, 'Why, the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a red rose tree, and we put a white one in by mistake; and if the Queen was to find out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know."

"Off with their heads!"
 
"'Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasnt one? Alice asked. 'We call him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily. 'Really you are very dull.'"

"Sentence first—verdict afterwards."

"So she sat on, with closed eyes and half believe herself in Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them again, and all would change to dull reality."

THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS

Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."

"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Who did you pass on the road? the King went on, holding out his hand to the Messenger for some new hay. "Nobody," said the Messenger. "Quite right," said the King: "this young lady saw him too. So of course nobody walks slower than you."

"Contrawise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so right, it might be: and if it were so, it would be; but as it isnt, it aint. That's logic."

"Thats the effect of living backwards," the Queen said kindly: "it makes one a little giddy at first—."

"I never ask advice about growing," Alice said indignantly. "Too proud?" the other inquired. Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. "i mean," she said, "that one can't help growing older." "One cant, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty, "but two can. With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."

"I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" "A present given when it isnt your birthday of course."

"You dont know how to manage Looking-glass cakes," the Unicorn remarked. "Hand it round first and cut it afterwards."
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2010 Reading List

http://becausewerecurious.blogspot.com/2010/09/offer-you-cant-refuse.htmlSince I started my blog kind of in the middle of the year, I'll just list down the books I've read so far. Some of the reviews from the earlier months are imported from my old blog. I had this grand plan some time in the middle of summer to do 100 books this year, but lets see how that goes! Its already half the year and i've only got 20 books on my list! haha
 

January
1. The Gift by Cecelia Ahern

February
2. Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger
3. Breathers: A Zombies Lament by S.G. Browne

March
4. Every Boys Got One by Meg Cabot
5. A Hollywood Ending by Robyn Sisman
6. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Caroll

April
7. Dead in the Family by Charlaine Harris (Book #10 of the Sookie Stackhouse Series)
8. Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert*

May
9. Life on the Refrigerator Door by Alice Kuipers
10. The Romanov Prophecy by Steve Berry

June
11. The Gospel According to Coco Chanel: Life Lessons from the Worlds Most Elegant Woman by Karen Karbo*
12. The Trump Card by Ivanka Trump*
13. Blood Sucking Fiends by Christopher Moore*

July
14. Whitney, My Love by Judith McNaught
15. Once and Always by Judith McNaught
16. Emma by Jane Austen*

August
17. Delivering Happiness: A Path to Profits, Passion and Purpose by Tony Hsieh*
18. Rumor Has It by Jill Mansell*
19. Offer You Can't Refuse by Jill Mansell*
20. Take a Chance on Me by Jill Mansell*
21. The Book of Tomorrow by Cecelia Ahern*
22. The Alchemyst: The Secret of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel by Michael Scott
23. The First Among Sequels by Jasper Fforde




*Kindle copy
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